if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
the raccoons are back...
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