Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
His nipple licking is glorious
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