you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
Randomize
