I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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