can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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