Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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