You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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