There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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