There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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