remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
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She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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