we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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