i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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