check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
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Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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