Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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