THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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