yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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