Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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