i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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