Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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