we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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