Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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