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(612): View more from Minnesota

that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch

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(805): View more from California

I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.

(1-805): View more from California

You do realize that you broke up with him, right?

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(630): View more from Illinois

She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...

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(248): View more from Michigan

I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!

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(732): View more from New Jersey

there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.

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(409): View more from Texas

Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with

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(503): View more from Oregon

Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

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