I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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