$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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