i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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