If you die in college, do you die in real life?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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