You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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