i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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