if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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