on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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