This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
We talked him into tasing himself.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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