everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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