I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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