Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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