it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
