Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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