Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
is wine microwaveable?
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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