It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
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EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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