ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
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Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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