good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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