You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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