Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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