No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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