dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He kissed a someone with a penis
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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