doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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