Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
