I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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