atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
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Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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