So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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