Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
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Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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