is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Damn victory sex feels great
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