I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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