he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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